ТРАМП vs ХИЛЛАРИ 4

Естественно за свободу. Мы все за свободу!

Надоел. И вся претензия.

А стоит такую замуж брать?

Малёк Дудаков:

Ура!

(сдувая дым с дула Кольта)
теперь уже не узнаем.

Не пизди.

надеюсь ты будешь придерживаться этого правила

дерьмобот женька сломался....

Ну вот, всего-то немного подумали, прежде чем ответить, и получилось хорошо парировать.

Не надо.
"Если смерти, то мгновенной, если раны - небольшой."

И как, получается?

Вот такие мирные фашисты:

Как вам новость? Ведьма настоятельно советует Байдену не признавать поражение на выборах "ни при каких обстоятельствах".
Hillary Clinton says Joe Biden should not concede on election night 'under any circumstances'
Клинтон призвала Байдена не признавать поражения «ни при каких обстоятельствах»


Чё это она?

видит как у Батьки получается...

и где дерьмобот там подумал интересно....

если бы такое правило здесь и было то всех кроме биги и меня надо было бы штрафовать....

как у тебя с хавчиком бесплатным кутачок?

Alternative Con: What If Everyone at the RNC Told the Naked Truth?

A transcript of the "Liar, Liar" Republican National Convention we'd love to see.

Greg Olear Aug 25


IF EVERYONE at the Republican National Convention were bound by some Jim Carrey-in-Liar, Liar-like magic spell and could only tell the truth during the various speeches, the event would sound a little like this:


Host

I am host, Sergei Kislyak. You know me because, as Russian ambassador to the United States, I met many times with associates of Donald Trumpov. That’s what we call him in Moscow—Trumpov. Funny, yes?
Democrats have as convention host pretend ace scandal fixer Olivia Pope, and also pretend bad “veep” Selina Meyer Lansky. We have real-life Russian spymaster who ran entire 2016 election operation—me!
And you are in luck, people of America. My boss, Mr. Putin, in his infinite wisdom, has ordered that all speakers tonight must speak whole truth, entire truth, and nothing but truth, or else get polonium in Starbucks Caramel Macchiato. He thinks Americans so gullible, will re-elect illiterate mobster Russian puppet moron anyway.

First up on Zoom screen is consort of short-fingered orangutan:
First Lady Melania Trump

Who chopped down the cherry tree? I cannot tell a lie, that was me! I also chopped down all rose bushes, so now Rose Garden looks like corporate office park. America, you are welcome!
Now, truth: I came to this country illegally. I was beneficiary of Einstein visa, but that is silly talk no one believe. I’m just pretty girl from Slovenia who…I’d rather not say what I did to get here, especially since I threatened to sue anyone who uses words like escort, and I’m not sure if I can self-sue. Let’s just say calling me First Lady is…how you say?...ironing.
I am sorry for the fraud I perpetrated on the American people, but if it make you feel better, I hate The Donald even more than you do. I jealous of Michelle Obama, and also of Justin Trudeau’s wife. Make great America again!
Thank god for Luka Dončić, now I am no longer most famous Slovenian-American. Go Mavs!

Donald Trump. Jr.

My mouth is really small. It looks like a puckered-up asshole. This beard isn’t doing me any favors, but Kimberly says beards are in style now, and it makes me look a little like Ellis from Die Hard. He did coke, too!
Kimberly is my ladyfriend, and my father’s campaign—that is, you lovely people—is paying her an ungodly sum of money every month for her work, which mostly involves…but hey, I’m a gentleman, and it’s not cool to kiss and tell. Anyway, I’m sure I could find a girlfriend on my own, but Papa Vlad said he doesn’t want to risk it.
Yeah, so okay, fine, I did a lot of illegal shit. The whole Trump Tower meeting? When I met with a bunch of Putin operatives and the British tabloid guy, expressly to get dirt on Hillary Clinton? That was totally against the law! The only reason Bob Mueller didn’t indict me is because he felt I was too stupid to understand that I was engaging in criminal behavior. No argument here! Hashtag winning!
I was also heavily involved in all the shenanigans at the NRA, because I had meetings with Alexandr Torshin and Mariia Butina—who is cuter in person, by the way; the photos don’t do her justice. That Spanish prosecutor said I should be worried about all the NRA stuff because, again, I broke the law. Oh, and as a principal with the Trump Org, I’ve laundered enough money to equal the GDP of a small African nation—one of those shit-hole countries I visit to shoot big game, because killing defenseless animals makes me feel like less of a limp-dicked bedwetter.
Look, dude, I know I’m going to get busted, which is why I’ve been doing so much blow lately, so if you could hurry this along before my heart explodes? Like, if you could arrest me later in the summer, I’d love it.

Paul Manafort

Greetings from the hoosegow! Yeah, I was convicted on eight counts and then some. Not gonna lie, prison is no picnic, but at least Oleg Deripaska can’t get me in here. That motherfucker is scarier than Putin, even! If you’re listening, OVD, I got you. The check is in the mail!
So, yeah, I’m basically a mobster, and I’ve been owned by the Russians for years. I fucked shit up in Ukraine, which put me in good standing with Putin, and then they sent me to work with their other American property, Donald Trump—who, by the way, I’ve known for decades. Did you know I had an apartment in Trump Tower? We go way back. I’m no coffee boy.
What I did as campaign manager is, basically, I took data collected from all over the place, legally from the RNC, but also illegally from our boy Zuck at Facebook, and those nerds at Cambridge Analytica, and I funneled it over to my boy Konstantin Kilimnik. He’s a Russian intelligence operative, specializing in—you’re not gonna believe it—elections. So he knew exactly what to do with the data I was secretly and very illegally giving him. Yeah, he worked with me so closely in 2016, he was basically running the campaign from Eastern Europe. (I’m sure various intelligence services can confirm this, because we used WhatsApp a lot, but thanks to “sources and methods,” Mueller couldn’t say—we caught a break there!)
On the campaign, we took all our cues from KonKil, and what do you know? We won the swing states by a few votes here, a few votes there, nothing “sus” about that at all. (I learned that word from this guy on Cellblock D. He says he’s a Latin King, but he’s not even Catholic).
But you are Republicans, my fine friends, so you don’t have a problem with Russians running American campaigns, and also hacking into voting machines, and also cheating. Phew!

Roger Stone

I was Paul Manafort’s partner for years. Business partner, not sex partner! Although I’m not one to kink shame. We had a consulting firm that helped out foreign dictators, mostly. So all of the money coming in—like, every last dime—was dirtier than the bedsheets after one of my orgies.
I’ve been pals with Donald for decades. We’re tight. Dude can party. I was his campaign adviser when he first decided to run for president, back in 1988, after his first visit to Moscow. And I’ve been “advising” him ever since.
In 2016, I was more of an informal advisor, because Paulie thought I was too toxic to work on a campaign in which two of the three campaign managers were subsequently indicted. Also, we had to set it up that way because, as Steve Bannon explained in his statement to the federales, I was the point man between the Trump campaign and WikiLeaks—which is, by the way, a cut-out for Russian intelligence. No, really, it is. If you’re still dumb enough to believe Julian Assange is some sort of legit journalistic hero, then hey, you’re voting for Trump regardless, am I right? Sorry, Cassandra, I didn’t mean to break your heart; we’ll always have Fort Lauderdale.
Let me say that again: the Trump campaign was in coordination with Russian intelligence. I know this, because I was the liaison. Sometimes I’d send the unfunny comedian to meet with J-Ass, or the dipshit who writes the conspiracy books, but bottom line: yes, absolutely, there was coordination between the Trump campaign and Russia. It isn’t legally collusion, of course, just like it isn’t legally treason, because those terms have very specific legal meanings that we try to exploit to confuse you, but it’s basically collusion. And also treason.
I know so much shit about Trump, he basically had no choice but to commute my sentence. Thing is, as that Glenn Kirschner guy pointed out, pardons are executive orders that could theoretically be rescinded, especially when they’re egregiously corrupt like mine was. So please vote Trump so I don’t have to go to prison. Thanks!