ТРАМП vs ХИЛЛАРИ 4

Reince Priebus

Everyone has forgotten that I was the chair of the RNC when the Russians hacked our servers and stole all our emails and data, right? And that I broke a law or two as White House Chief of Staff?
Kirstjen Nielsen

Everyone has forgotten that the refugee children were separated from their parents and put in cages under my watch, right?
Eric Trump

I bilked my own cancer charity. Because my father told me to, and I’m the Ado Annie of the Trump family, I just cain’t…say…no.
Steve Bannon

Из-за обвинения у меня была напряженная неделя. Не успел подготовиться. У меня не было времени перевести свои реплики с русского оригинала. Мои извинения, товарищ.
Kellyanne Conway

I ask that you please respect my family’s privacy at this difficult time, even though my appearance at this ridiculous charade is so shameful to my children that my daughter now wants to be emancipated from me. And, hell, I don’t blame her.
The truth is, I’d rather you talked about my family—even my grandfather, the notorious Philly mobster—than the fact that I was in cahoots with Steve Bannon. I’m very, very nervous about what that drunk asshole might tell the authorities.
Do you think I’m here because I like Trump? I never liked Trump. I was a Ted Cruz gal. Trump is a buffoon, and every word my husband tweets about him is true. So why am I here? Could it be that I don’t have a choice? What’s the line from Godfather II about how they pull you back in?

Rudy Giuliani

You used to like me after 9/11. Remember that? Yeah, that was smoke and mirrors. The situation in Lower Manhattan was as bad as it was because I fucked up so royally in disaster prep. Please don’t tell my kids, or the families of the firemen who died. I’d also rather not talk about how I knew about the Comey memo in advance.
I hate Trump! Hate him! He’s such a stunod! But I’m forced to defend him, because, even though I have dirt on him, he also has dirt on me. It’s like my own private Sartre play. “Sartre” rhymes with “fart,” and that’s something Donald does all the fucking time.
What kind of dirt does he got on me, you ask? Let’s just say it’s not a coincidence which mobsters I chose to put away as DA, and which ones I let slide.
I’ve spent a lot of time in Ukraine these last few years, manufacturing dirt on Joe Biden. It’s all bullshit, but that’s my job now, throwing feces around like a caged ape. It’s also how I make all of my money.
Also: Hunter Biden is innocent, you morons. Here’s a subway token—buy a fucking clue.

Sen. Lindsey Graham

If I don’t support Trump, the Russians will release the kompromat they have on me, and it’s bad.
Sen. Ron Johnson

If I don’t support Trump, the Russians will release the kompromat they have on me, and it’s bad.
Sen. Rand Paul

If I don’t support Trump, the Russians will release the kompromat they have on me, and it’s bad.
Sen. Tom Cotton

If I don’t support Trump, the Russians will release the kompromat they have on me, and it’s bad.
Sen. Marco Rubio

If I don’t support Trump, the Russians will release the kompromat they have on me, and it’s bad. Actually, it’s not even that bad. I’m just a spineless wussbag.
Sen. Ted Cruz

If I don’t support Trump, the Russians will release the kompromat they have on me, and OH BOY is it bad.
Sen. Mitch McConnell

If I don’t support Trump, the Chinese will release the kompromat they have on me, and it’s bad.
Sen. Marsha Blackburn

I actually do support Trump, like for real, because I have the IQ of a febrile dwarf hamster.
Kanye West

It is a complete coincidence that I was tens of millions of dollars in debt, and then I was suddenly not in debt anymore, and once I was back in the black, I started wearing a MAGA hat and meeting with Jared Kushner to talk about how I could play spoiler candidate in the election.
What’s that? I’m not allowed to lie? Aww, come on…

Jared Kushner

Like my father-in-law, I’ve basically been institutionalized my entire life. My family, including my felon father Charles Kushner, protected me, and now the White House does. Pretty sweet, right?
Did you know my family is close personal friends with Bibi Netanyahu? It’s true. He used to stay in our house when he visited the States. I know nasty criminals from lots of countries! It’s kind of my thing.
I could sit here and list all the laws I’ve broken, but honestly, it would take too long. They only gave me a few minutes to speak. But I’ll give it a whirl: I lied on my SF-86 form, three times. Oops! I met with Russians all through the campaign, the transition, and the presidency, covertly, and I mixed official business with my own family’s business. Again: oops! I gave my BFF MBS a list of suspected traitors in his midst—how was I to know he’d round them up and put them in the clink? I knew MBS was going to hit Jamal Khashoggi, but I didn’t do anything about it, because it’s not like Jamal was going to refinance my debt on 666 Fifth Avenue. When the Qataris refused to help me with my family’s loan, I pushed for a blockade. That’s right, I used US policy to attempt to coerce them to give my business a loan!
And yes, I exploited the global health crisis to enrich my friends and my own business interests. I stockpiled PPE and refused to give them to the states—and when I did give them ventilators, they were Russian, and they didn’t work. Heck, even when savvy governors like Cuomo made their own deals, I scuttled those deals. I made sure my friends knew when Donald was planning on saying some crazy shit about Goodyear or Kodak or whatever, in advance, because one thing I learned in business school is that it helps to know beforehand if stock prices will rise or fall. Oh, and I kibboshed the plan my own team came up with to help stop the spread of covid-19, because I figured it would be better for me, politically, if people in blue states died in vast numbers—especially if they are Black.
Seriously, I’m the biggest piece of shit in this entire administration—and that’s saying something!—and if they get me for espionage, which they probably could because of the stuff with MBS and Qatar, I may wind up on death row. Four more years!

Ivanka Trump

Everything Junior did, and everything Jared did, I also did. Plus: I laundered money for the Iranian National Guard through a boondoggle in Baku. It is shaped like the buttplug that Jared wears. It’s our little inside joke. Get it? Inside joke?
My father is a legal resident of Florida, and I’m a legal resident of New York, so I’m eligible to be his vice president, should something befall Mike Pence in the next few months. Wink wink nudge nudge.
My father will do literally anything I command. All I have to do is give him a lap dance. Vote for him so I can rule forever as your queen.
VP Mike Pence

I am a liar and a crook. I use my religion as a shield to cover my abject awfulness. I am terrified of debating Kamala Harris. Women scare me.
The Russians put their mob asset Paul Manafort in charge of the campaign, and Paulie Ostrich Coat made sure to put me on the ticket. He even concocted a scheme to ground the Trump plane for the night in Indianapolis, so the Trumps could meet Mother and me. Why do you think Putin’s guy went to such great lengths to install Mike Pence? Because he knew he could control me like I was one of those drones.
I have been in the loop since Day One. I knew about Flynn, I knew about the Russians, I knew about all the dirty dealings and the insider trading, and I knew about the willful neglect of the pandemic response, to make money and kill Democrats. I knew it all, and I did nothing. This is why I have no choice but to obey. MAGA!
And now, ladies and gentlemen—and only ladies and gentlemen, because I don’t recognize non-binary genders—the President of the United States!

Pres. Donald John Trump

Thank you, Mike. I—
Vladimir Putin

Shut the fuck up, Donnie. You’re out of your element!
Motherboy clearly said the “President of the United States.” That is not you. You are my slave. Smart Americans know this. Foolish Americans believe you are alpha male. You, alpha male? Hahahahaha. You spent ten years saying You’re fired on idiot show but lack courage to say that to a man’s face. What big man you are! Hahahaha.
My subject Americans: Trumpov has done great job these last four years, sowing chaos, dismantling your beloved institutions, sucking up to dictators, pissing off your allies, weakening your economy, stealing as much money as possible from your treasury, and now, thanks to his shit pandemic response, actively killing you! And yet a third of you are willing to die a painful death on ventilator to “own the libs”—whatever that means.
Let me close with this, my fat, lazy Americans: if you vote for Trumpov just one more time, I promise you, as your imperial overlord, that you will never, ever have to vote again. Isn’t voting a pain in the neck? Wouldn’t you rather not bother? If Trump wins, I swear, you can just eat your fast food on your reclining couch and watch new Mark Burnett show about me and never have to take time from your busy day to cast vote!
спасибо и благослови бог Америку!

эх грег.... а про жуликов манучкина и девос забыл....

а про криворожую хакаби.... а про коротышку спайсера.... про спящую красавицу бен карсона....

МОСКВА, 26 авг — РИА Новости. Вашингтон внес в санкционный список два российских научно-исследовательских института Минобороны, говорится на сайте министерства торговли США. Документ Бюро промышленности и безопасности опубликовали на сайте Федерального реестра.
Эти организации подозревают в работе над химическим и биологическим оружием.

А ты думал они зря собрали команду из 600 адвокатов? Она там же сказала, что люди Трампа будут препятствовать голосованию на участках. Демы устроят мутеж в стране.

МОЛНИЯ

Накануне выборов нового Президента США начался распад США.

Восставшие НЕГРЫ буквально добивают США.

Создан ШТАБ ВОССТАНИЯ во главе с ОБАМОЙ.

Вот же суки!

Court filings: Medical examiner thought George Floyd had 'fatal level' of fentanyl in system

Да, но это сейчас важно только для обвиняемых полицейских. Демократы сделали своё дело: использовали его смерть, чтобы всколыхнуть страну. Возможно, что если полицейских не обвинят в убийстве, они опять поднимут волну, якобы в очередной раз белые ушли от ответа. Подлые твари разделяют и властвуют.

Ты увидел и успел прочитать...
Я просто пошла дочитывать статью, поэтому и убрала.
Если полицейских не обвинят в убийстве, эти подонки наверняка поднимут новую волну говна.

Ненуачо, все правильно, будут тогда Демократические Штаты Америки и Республиканские Штаты Америки. Плюс несколько штатов одновременно и умных и красивых, которые тоже могут ченить свое замутить. Круто же. Во-первых это будет просто красиво, во-вторых безусловно более демократично.

А вот на это даже не надейся.

Поживем - увидим. Ведьме пламенный привет передавай.

Ну почему бы не передать, передам. Мы еще с тобой погуляем на праздновании развала России, так что береги здоровье, придется много выпить на радости.

Ноябрь 2017, коп выжил после 12 дней в коме, а Daniel Clary дали срок 110 лет
Это к вопросу о мягкости задержания

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=45&v=ngyA4-u8Kmo&feature=emb_title
Америка будет свободной!